First off I would like to apologize for the second portion of my dystopian piece not getting up on here yet. The editing process has proved more difficult that I had thought on that one. Should get it done tomorrow though, with a bit of luck. And then, the thrilling conclusion!
Other than that, here is a collection of observations that I have made in the past day or so, all while being extremely tired.
1) The question that burns deeper in my mind than anything current pop-culture related: Who Ombuds the Ombudsmen?
2) After watching the episode of Ren and Stimpy where they live in a spitoon, the idea of non-cartoon dogs and cats having sex while guys stand around and spit on them is absolutely hilarious.
3) Heroes is a poorly written and extremely poorly acted show. Is most of this adlibbed? By kindergarteners? Still there is something oddly addictive about it, and it’s keeping me awake right now.
4) Valentine’s Day is the worst holiday since Arbor day. Maybe even worse. Who knows? The shadow? Nope. The Ombudspersons? Possibly.
5) After re-watching Extras, the phrase “Frankenstein’s albino gonk” is still one of the funniest insults ever for a tall white man, even if I had to google “gonk” to find out exactly what it meant. It was fairly disappointing, but it sounds great.
6) My friend Paul thinks he can take a punch in the face. I kinda want to help him test his theory.
7) Despite being 6’2″ and 250 pounds, if I could fly, I would shit on statues. I feel like I really understand pigeons. In as far as one can understand things with brains the size of peanuts.
Lastly, the sickening continued media attention gained by the so called “Octomummy” is reaching a fever pitch. She is in and of herself an insult to the American people. That is all.
I think that’ll do. As I said, more fiction to come in the next day or two, and a critical response to something culture spews in my face shortly therafter. Have a decent V-day if you’re into that, I’ll be sleeping.
RJC
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