Cheeseburger Cupcakes Find out how it’s done, photo by photo. Remarkable level of detail, gluttony-inducing sesame seed usage, and a general confusion of the senses. I smell a summer blockbuster of a food.
6 Species We’ve Nearly Killed Off (For Retarded Reasons) Now, I’ve made my views clear. I am not a fan of nature. But, in all fairness, some animals (the noble gorilla, the nobler tiger, the extra-noble creepy cave frog) deserve to live. None of these merit Reason To Fear Nature status, and killing tigers to grind up and snort their penises is in no way a solution to the problems in China. Seriously. Get yo learn on, fools.
The Official Site of UFC 100 The greatest sport in the world is about to hit a milestone. Some 16 years after its USA television existence, Mixed Martial Arts (or Shooto or Vale Tudo or whatever you want to call it) is getting bigger than ever, and UFC 100 will be the biggest show of the year, unless Fedor Emelianenko fights 10 midgets in a no-holds-barred Yavapai Strap Match! I should likely avoid conflating MMA and pro wrestling, but I can’t resist a Yavapai Strap Match joke. At any rate, Lesnar and Mir rematch to unite the interim and regular heavyweight titles, Georges St. Pierre puts his gold on the line against scary tiny Brazilian Thiago Alves, and Dan Henderson looks to shut up Michael Bisping. My predictions: Henderson by KO in round 3 or decision, St. Pierre by TKO in Round 4, and either Lesnar by KO real real fast, or Mir by something else later.
20 Old School Surgical Tools I’d call this one a reason to fear man and his… deviant desire to make chopping people up easier. Long before Jeffrey Dahmer figured out that pouring acid into your skull didn’t make you his sex slave, people had strange ideas about what worked. From gilded bone-saws to a hand crank skull-chainsaw, it’s all here. There’s even hemmerhoid lancers and a speculum! Neato, gang!
And finally, the best story to ever be in the news: 71 Year Old Ex-Boxer KTFO’s Hapless Burglar Good GOD that’s awesome.
Right, real content to follow at some point, but for now I’m due for a tobacco smoke enema, and a heavy bleeding to help me sleep at night.
RJC
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