Monthly Archives: August 2009

You have displeased the bench of the ancient ones. Make good with a sacrifice or face the consequ

You have displeased the bench of the ancient ones. Make good with a sacrifice or face the consequences. And try not to look at it too long, you will surely lose whatever it is inside you that makes you human. Be it your soul, your conscience, or your creamy, nougat center. And a human

A Taste of Things to Come..

The future will be disconcerting. And I have had an idea. A useless, stupid, wacky idea. And I think I’m going to chase it down, grab it by the haunches and mount it against its will, riding it into the sunset of obvious-mistakery. More to come, but for now, enjoy the frightening bubble-headed

RIP Les Paul, inventor, player, songwriter, genius. A word on the video: That is peop

RIP Les Paul, inventor, player, songwriter, genius. A word on the video: That is people playing and singing along with a tape, but the big deal is that that tape, as most of Les Paul and Mary Ford’s recording, only had two people on it, dubbed on top of each other. This isn’t notable

My brother had the bright idea a while back for a double-sequel disaster movie called Armageddon

My brother had the bright idea a while back for a double-sequel disaster movie called Armageddon 2: Deeper Impact: The Moon. I personally think it should be made, since all the intellectual properties (that’s industry talk for “ideas”) seem to have run dry. Also it allows for the filming of this small segment of script,

Quite a day…

So, today, I awoke, immediately turned 27 (I always set the birthday alarm for the birth minute, if I don’t have somewhere else to be at 11:21AM), and rolled back over to try to avoid reality. I woke up for real about 10 minutes later, after the nagging fact that I had stuff to