Monthly Archives: April 2010

The Despair of Middle-Apes

I somehow assume that the smarter monkeys are always sad. They haven’t mastered the tools of great apes/hominids, nor do they experience the poo-flinging abandon of those retarded lower primates. I suppose, in a way, they are the baby bears of the ape world. Neither noble nor base, they are in fact, just

> I do not season steak. Start seasoning steak and before you know it? You’re French. No. I go to my

Warren Ellis. I had a manly weekend, felt like this summed up the willingly idiotic attitude I may have adopted at various times. Now, to limp over to Dave’s to watch UFC 112. RJC

Scraps 4.1.2010

I’ll dive right in.  1) Like so many other people, I assume the golden age of pranking to be the 1890′s. I mean think about it: the gullibility of man as demonstrated by snake oil salesman and the dubious invention of soft drinks as medicine, the advent of electricity (which opened new doors