I feel like I’m being hounded by drug manufacturers, or at least those preying on the fact that my recent stories ahve been tales of depression, anxiety, grief, and other psychological horrors.
This weekend alone, I’ve received 23 spam comments, from people with “names” like “Buy Lexapro Online!,” “Rispradal,” “Metformin,” “Wellbutrin,” and “Seroquel.”
Metformin kind of stands out as it’s a Diabetes drug, but all the rest fall into the category of Psychotropics.
Am I being targeted as a bastion of mental illness within my tiny corner of the burgeoning field of internet literature?
Which, by the way, needs a real name badly. And not a William Gibson-style “Netfic” or “eBook” name or anything. A proper name.
At any rate, I have been apparently targeted through some means by scam artists trying to get me to buy psychiatric medication on the internet. So I see only one recourse. I’m going to buy all the drugs, pour them out into a bowl, splash on some milk and a little Splenda, and start my day with a healthy helping of artificial consciousness. You know, 3 out of 5 doctors secretly believe you ought to be on antipsychotics as part of a balanced breakfast.
Sigh.
Cycle 7 will happen soon enough. It’s still germinating in my brain.
RJC
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