April 2009
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False Alarm on the Bacon Front, Or Is It?
So the manufacturers of BaconSalt™ revealed Baconlube to be a well-executed April Fool’s joke, but as they themselves admit, the joke turned out to be on them.
Not only did the product seem feasible enough to raise my hackles and cause me to spout somewhat obscene things all over my site like dribble down the front of a toothless stroke-victim eating soup, it actually elicited VOLUNTEERS...
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Goddamnit.
Maybe more on this later. Bacon, you’re on notice.
RJC
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Enough is enough...
Some time ago, it was suggested to me by a friend (one half of the crew behind Would Kanye West Rap Over This? Free plug, you’re welcome) that I rail in my typically wordy, ranting fashion against what he called “The Over Fetishization of Bacon.” At the time, I thought, “It’s gotten pretty bad, yeah. But does it merit my particular brand of whinging social...